krystal obviously

i think it is completely dumb for people who are over the age of 30 to have a facebook. why are people posting pictures of their children. seriously. facebook started out as a site where college kids could post pics of themselves getting drunk. REALLY!

spillyourhead:

Alexa’s never seen Nightmare Before Christmas… I almost broke up with her.

 WHAT?!?!?!?! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE IN ITSELF

spillyourhead:

Alexa’s never seen Nightmare Before Christmas… I almost broke up with her.

 WHAT?!?!?!?! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE IN ITSELF

spotless
braylee:

don’t even worry.

who gonna run this town tonight. 

braylee:

don’t even worry.

who gonna run this town tonight. 

googletheparty
i just watched this lez movie with jes, and that blonde would never go for ana. she sucks.

i just watched this lez movie with jes, and that blonde would never go for ana. she sucks.

deleteyourself:

We put a note on our office’s door saying we were closed for vacation. I came back today to find this taped to our door.
FUCK!

  haha 

deleteyourself:

We put a note on our office’s door saying we were closed for vacation. I came back today to find this taped to our door.

FUCK!

  haha 

spillyourhead:

Hey look I turned my totally brutal paper cut into something cute and adorable.

 this is great

spillyourhead:

Hey look I turned my totally brutal paper cut into something cute and adorable.

 this is great

thanks ma.

veganarchy:

my mom just sent me an email telling me about how she is praying for me and that she thinks i should shave my arm pits and start wearing make up. according to her, “men want to feel attracted to you” and it’s not a big sacrifice to change something about yourself that is external.

let’s hope it’s her prescription drugs and therapist talking, otherwise this thanksgiving will be a lot of fun.

man I hate suburbia
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